All men should wear a belt

Today is the day I usually drive to the bank. The kids hate going w/me and always complain about it. Well, today's trip will probably have them laughing for quite awhile. After I put my deposit into the tube & ship it I hear Delaney talking in the backseat. I am somewhat ignoring her because I assume she's talking to Diego. Then, I hear her say, "mommy, that boy's pants are falling down....mommy, I can see that boy's butt." She & Diego burst into laughter & Diego then comments as loud as he can (btw, my windows are down) "that man's butt crack is showing!" I look over & realize there is a man sitting on the ground at the ATM machine next to us painting it. His ass crack is so freaking large & practically all I can focus on for the next 10 seconds before I tell Diego to be quiet. I'm thinking to myself that there is no possible way that he doesn't feel the draft because his pants could nearly be down to his knees as low as they were! He doesn't even move an inch to fix them and I'm pretty sure he heard my kids. Then, he proceeds to get up and move over closer to where we are and bends right over in front of us. What is this guy thinking? Or maybe he just doesn't care that I can clearly see it all. Unbelievable. Delaney then says, "wow, what a great job that boy is doing! Mommy, wow..his painting looks beautiful!" Hilarious.